Now that the excitement of the big game has died down, the Balls thought it would be an ideal opporunity to jot down a few points of interest. This is written from the perspective of MC Gregor who scored a massive ticket to the corporate area.
The following is based on observations and the occasional chats with fellow members of the football elite.
1. Rich people ARE happier. And they have every right to be so. They live in a magical, wonderful world.
2. Adam Cooney is a grumpy bastard. He should regrow his Waffro.
3. Robert Harvey is shorter than you'd think, and his hair isn't as crap.
4. Johny Platten is losing his magnificent hair. This is a tragedy which cannot be underestimated.
5. Geelong fans really are the best losers. They were gracious, their pain was inspiring and I hope Collingwood fans learn to follow this lead (except for Jrod - stay angry dear friend, stay angry)
6. Kevin Bartlett is a balding pygmy.
7. Andrew Demtroiou (sic) and Wayne Jackson are fat. I don't mean Stewie Dew fat, I mean FAT.
8. If you yell "Go cats" at Jeff Kennett, he turns around and looks at you like you're a Victorian state school.
9. Leigh Matthews is really nice but scary.
10. Wearing a tie to the football sucks.
On a side note - a lady from WA appeared on the big screen and talked about how the Hawks are better than the Eagles and Dockers in every way. Maam, please rest assured that I have contacted the appropriate authorities, and you WA citizenship has been revoked.
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3 comments:
You do realise the reason i am angry is No.8 on your list.
Let's try that again:
The weird thing was that his nose follows you around the room - terrifying!
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