As avid follower of all teams in the AFL except Port Adelaide (well, we watch Freo for amusement more than footballing brilliance), The Balls is pleased to provide its famous 10 word synopsis of the 2008 Brownlow Medal chances.
Gary Ablett Jnr - Good season, missed 4 weeks - possible
Jimmy Bartel - Still can't recognise him in a crowd, umpires won't either
Brent Harvey - Short, annoying, loves a goal - favourite
Adam Cooney - ugly in look and style - hope not
Chris Judd - burn in hell traitor - will go close
Simon Black - umpires don't know any other Lions - there's a reason
Matthew Pavlich - he'll be close...but just miss out...again
Matthew Richardson - Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please - probably not
Sam Mitchell - he's suspended you idiots
Heath Shaw - no chance, but his slimey mate can play
Dean Cox - Mentioned merely to appease MC Gregor - silky smooth skills
Nick Riewoldt - Cry me a river princess - world will collapse if wins
Jonathan Brown - told us to put him in and he's big. Go Browny
Jobe Watson - If he wins, he'll probably just give the medal to his opponents
Joel Corey - Umpires think he's Jimmy Bartel - roughy
Joel Selwood - Umpires think he's Joel Corey - roughy
Corey Enright - Umpires think he's Corey Enright - no chance
Max Hudghton - cheat. No chance, I just like calling him a cheat.
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