Australia v India - The Balls do cricket

Australia has arrived, and already things are going weird.  The Turbanator has come out and said he won't misbehave. 

The Balls will say this right now.  If the Turbanator does not misbehave, walls will run with blood.  Dog will move in with cats.  And Ghostbusters II will be remembered as superior to Ghostbusters I.   

Why?  Because Bajji can't help himself.  He's like a pyromaniac in a match factory.  He'll respond to some jibe, or do some over the top celebratory dance.  Why...because he's entertaining.  A tool?  Sure.  But entertaining.