Sunday, October 5, 2008

Cameron White - The Saviour Of The World

The Australian selectors have come to their senses.  Bryce has been sent home for a bex and a good lie down and been replaced with the greatest leg spinning all rounder that Australia has ever produced.  Cameron White has put his successful modelling career on hold and responded to an SOS from the Australian selectors to head over to India.

Cameron had to finish off some volunteer work at an orphanage in Cambodia before boarding a flight over.  And upon his arrival, he watched Jason Rubbish pick up 0/190-odd off 31 overs in a tour match whilst turning some ice water into a gin and tonic with a twist of lime.

Cameron White must be firming for a First Test spot with Shane Watson always a chance to injure himself whilst going for his morning walk and Jason Rubbish living up to his name.

Come on selectors - Cameron White once saved 17 orphans from a burning building.  He can now save the Australian cricket team.

4 comments:

Jrod said...

NOt sure about the bear being a model, you know with the Josh Fraser hair line it's hard to get work these days.

Anonymous said...

Cameron White is a beautiful human, with a beautiful face and beautiful hair. He's the greatest guy anyone has ever met and he can turn raspberry cordial into a cheeky Shiraz.

MC Gregor & Mix Master D said...

I'm so hurt about the neglect shown to Aaron heal that I can barely type!

Damith S. said...

Cum white v Krejzy eyes. thats your next head to head post.

*cum was intentional*