Surprising no-one in either the sporting or medical worlds, Shane Watson has been withdrawn from Boards XI tour game with a medical ailment.
Initial signs suggest it could be either shingles or gout, but the Balls suspect he may have actually developed a severe allergic reaction to representing his country.
We look forward to his recovering, prior to breaking down with a combination of Equine Influenza and dandruff prior to the second test.
P.S. In Jrod and Damith's honour, we are declaring today a day of mourning for Bryce, and are offering a $10,000 reward for anyone who can bring his shoulder to justice.
Please note, this reward will in no way be paid.
3 comments:
Watson is out with a heartlidge injury
It sounds like the reward money is going to be put up by Firepower..
Ballox,
This Watson fella is a proper annoyance.
He does this with unwavering consistency.
Stop talking about IPL stints and play a real game of cricket!
Watch Flyslip for footage of Day 1 later today.
Moses - as a Western Force fan...it pains me to recognise the genius of your comment.
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